Forum Game: Corrupt A Wish

Haha xP

Granted but your first visit to another dimension happens to be "The Dimension of Vast Nothingness" and your dimension teleporter broke right when you got there =/

I wish I could read entire books instantly just by touching them to my forehead - and be able to retain the knowledge therein forever!!

Granted! But you, accidentally trip over 50 Grey's shades.

I wish I was the king of butterflies <3

Granted, but you are responsible for bringing caterpillars from Caterpillar Land and bringing them to earth. ;D

I wish I could have all the monehs.

Granted - Literally ALL the money in the world magically appears in your house. The world's economy as we know it collapses, and because of the magical disappearance, The United Nations declares a new one-world currency, rendering your money absolutely useless.


I wish I could master playing a musical instrument simply by playing it once for 5 miniutes.

Granted, you learned how to play the triangle and you are now a master! But unfortunately for you, the illuminatus decide to kidnap you because a virtuous of the triangle like you can endanger the mundial peace.

I wish I was invisible.

granted, but you remain invisible forever and therefore, no one will ever notice you and you will become terribly lonely.

I wish the internet would stop crapping up where I'm at so I can play the modpack ;-;

Granted, you obtained a futuristic super-fast fiberglass internet, and you enjoy it playing the modpack. You die because internet catches and absorbs you.

I wish I had an entire cat army.

Granted, but then half of your feline troops end up choking on their own hairballs.

I wish I had unlimited strawberries.

Granted, but you turn on the news only to find that a new study confirmed that strawberries cause cancer.

I wish I could breathe underwater without equipment, as long as I wanted.

I wish I could go to the moon.

Granted, but the lack of oxygen and the fact that you are in space kills you.
I wish that nobody could corrupt this wish.

Granted, but you get nothing besides an un-corrupted wish that has no power.
I wish I were surrounded by adorable kittens.