Forum Game: Corrupt A Wish

The game is simple; Corrupt the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish yourself.

Example wish: I wish I had a dog.
Example of a corruption wish: Granted, but the dog runs away the very next day.

Let the corruption begin!

I wish I won the lottery.

Corruption: Granted, but the government stole 99% of the winnings.

My wish: I wish I was immortal

Granted, but you have a vulnerable spot like Achilles.

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, too bad your cookie tastes like poop.

wish: I wish I could read minds

Granted, but you can only read the mind of Miley Cyrus. o_O

I wish I had less squinty eyes :I

Granted, but you'd have to have fish eyes.

I want to know the secret to the coca cola formula :3

Granted, too bad the black color comes from elephant dung and the flavor comes from cat piss. Now you will never be able to drink it again.

wish: I wish I owned my own house.

Granted, but you have to share it with 10 Calico cats.

I wish I had some crab legs :I

(how did you know I'm allergic to cats!!!!)

Granted, but your human legs get substituted for crab legs. Good luck living as a crabman.

I wish I was filthy rich

Granted, too bad you got robbed and everything you had was taken or destroyed.

I wishhhhhh... I had tickets to the I <3 Radio music festival <3

Granted, but you have to drag around a huge backpack full of unnecessary junk the whole time.

I wish for a portable restroom.

Granted, but you have to carry around the crap bag too

I want a real life bat horse <3

(LOL Choco! "Granted, too bad the black color comes from elephant dung and the flavor comes from cat piss. Now you will never be able to drink it again. " Cracked me up...)


Granted, but your bat horse requires requires large quantities of your very own blood to survive. Choose wisely.

I wish that I could summon an entire Orchestra instantly to play music for me whenever I wanted them to.

Shadowxdrago wrote:(LOL Choco! "Granted, too bad the black color comes from elephant dung and the flavor comes from cat piss. Now you will never be able to drink it again. " Cracked me up...)


Granted, but your bat horse requires requires large quantities of your very own blood to survive. Choose wisely.

I wish that I could summon an entire Orchestra instantly to play music for me whenever I wanted them to.

(Thank you sir)

Granted, but sadly all of your orchestra members are deaf, blind, and mute. They all play different songs at the same time. On top of that, everytime they take physical form to play for you, one of them always gets stuck in the wall or floor and dies.

(other option: You get a tape recorder. Push play and you have your orchestra!)

Wish: I wish I owned a professional gaming team.

LOL!!

Granted, but a couple days later your entire gaming team gets captured and held hostage by an extremist group. In order for the bad guys to prove they aren't joking around they cut off the hands of every hostage maybe you can teach them to play with their feet? But I doubt it.


I wish I had an underground armory filled with every weapon and armor known to man.

(Why are you soo cruel... my team...)

Granted! Whooooops!!! You forgot the combination to the armory! But you should be glad that you still have an hour to live before the man eating rabbits and killer roombas crash through your front door. You'll think of something right?

Wish: I want travel the world.

Granted, but the first plant you catch ends up crashing in the middle of nowhere on a random island.

I wish I was superb at math.

Granted, but your brain explodes by math excess.

I wish I was a superhero.

Congratulations! You've received the ability to fly. Unlucky for you, you haven't received the ability to land.

I wish I had a girl friend (lol not really, but this could be fun)

Granted! But you gave her a hug forgetting she was a creeper... BOOM!

I wish I had CocaCola instead blood.

Granted, all the blood in your body turns into CocaCola and you die a few seconds later by lack of blood to your brain. Sorry, but you should have wished that it would also actually work as blood =/

I wish that I could pull objects out of my dreams and make them real.

Granted! All your nightmares are coming true! You can't stop them from piling out of your mind.

I wish I had a car

Granted, enjoy your new Fiat Multipla!

I wish I had an infinite ice cream cup.

Granted, but your cup also has an internal heating element that melts the ice cream and a hole in the bottom that it seeps out of.

I wish my bones were made out of steel so they could never break.

Granted, but this is gonna be one stiff situation! Your joints are made out of steel too. Did i mention it's not stainless steel?

I wish I could travel to another dimension.